Aadhar Linked Voting

"Namaskar, What a fine day. How are you, Sir?"

"Who are you?"

"Don't you remember?"
"hmm... No, not a clue"
 

"Its okay. I get that a lot. I am the Sitting MP of this constituency"

"Oh, yeah, Now i remember. Long time no see. How long has it been? Five Years?"

"Yeah, think so"

"So why are you here?"

"I am contesting in next week's election. So I hope you and your family will vote for me"

"Oh, sure thing.. but before that you have to fill up this form"

"Whats this?"

"it's the new Saral - Vote Requisition Form"

"What?"

"You have to fill it up in duplicate. You also have to attach 
Attested copies of Aadhar Card, Bank passbook and statement covering last 12 months, Election ID Card, Attested copies of mark lists of highest educational qualification held by you, Income certificate from Village Office, Conduct certificate issued by officer in or above the rank of a Sub Inspector of Police of police station having jurisdiction over your place of residence, Self attested copy of this year's election manifesto, Previous election manifesto and news paper clippings that prove execution of the same, and Two passport size copies"

"Then?"

"After evaluating the application, if you are eligible to receive votes, the eligible number of votes will be determined. The eligible number of votes will then be directly credited to your bank account via NEFT after deducting Tax at prevailing rates"

"WTF??"

"No swearing. This is the law, take it or leave it!"